ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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yeahI am actually from Liverpool. I hid my actual birthplaceage from all of you in an attempt to appear as someone not from Liverpool who disagrees with the Liverpool stereotype. As there are none of these in the world at all.
In actual fact the scallies that you speak of are generally not actually from Liverpool. The borough of Knowsley is responsible for your view of Scousers. This includes the Huyton, Halewood and Kirby areas. I would like to assure all of you, while it is common practice in Liverpool for an average Scouser to mock the 12 year old "Scouser" who wears Air Max trackies and fake 110's, who raves to pleasurerooms and is a complete fucking moron, not everyone is like that. We are not Manchester.
Reminds me of a joke I stumbled across in a book.
What does Frankspencer use as a form of contraceptive?
His personality
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