ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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MusukoOr Ben. I can call you Ben can't I? I think Benjamin is so formal.
The web is amazing isn't it. A couple of clicks and I have your email address, another couple of clicks and I have your photobucket account (you look so *darling* in that tux. But lose the leathers - they make you look gay. - oh. right)
So now I have your name, where you went to uni , e-mail address and sundry other facts. With that it's simple to find your address (the electrol role is your friend).
Of course, I had to find you on Facebook. That was easy. And the results didn't surprise me.
So do me a favour. Put me on ignore. I don't like being stalked. Or do I have to post up pictures of you in your tux with those crappy glasses? Or do I have to do more digging through your seedy little life?
Oh - and anyone who wants to see what this pervert looks like, gaz me.....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 1:55,
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