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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Not stealing, adding.
This game is best played with two or more participants in a busy supermarket - this game was invented by an old girlfriend of mine.

What you do is stalk round the aisles adding small and inexpensive items to trolleys and baskets - extra points if the trolley is being wheeled, or the basket is being carried at the same time.

On one memorable occasion I added a small triangular box of spices to a trolley (jaunty little backhand flick into the trolley as I passed the guy wheeling it)- by chance I later I ended up next but one in line at the checkout to the trolley owners, a middle aged couple.

The bloke was unloading the trolley and the woman was packing. He looked bemusedly at the spice package, shrugged then put it with the other stuff - his wife/gf picked it up after it had been scanned and asked him why he had bought this stupid thing.

He denied having bought it, a vicious screaming row ensued.

Feeling incredibly guilty and wanting to laugh like a baboon at the same time is quite an odd sensation.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:37, closed)
Yay!
This story is the only other GOOD story so far this week.
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Is it just me or are QOTW's criminal element even more illiterate and dull than the usual bunch of educationally subnormals lying about their sex lives?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 17:39, closed)
I used to play this...
...we called it "the trolley game".

You can read more here: www.b3ta.com/questions/impromptu_games_you_play/post7522
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 2:04, closed)
Me too
Placing a packet of condoms in the basket or trolley of a senior citizen always provides mirth at the checkout.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:16, closed)

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