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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Not stealing, adding.
This game is best played with two or more participants in a busy supermarket - this game was invented by an old girlfriend of mine.

What you do is stalk round the aisles adding small and inexpensive items to trolleys and baskets - extra points if the trolley is being wheeled, or the basket is being carried at the same time.

On one memorable occasion I added a small triangular box of spices to a trolley (jaunty little backhand flick into the trolley as I passed the guy wheeling it)- by chance I later I ended up next but one in line at the checkout to the trolley owners, a middle aged couple.

The bloke was unloading the trolley and the woman was packing. He looked bemusedly at the spice package, shrugged then put it with the other stuff - his wife/gf picked it up after it had been scanned and asked him why he had bought this stupid thing.

He denied having bought it, a vicious screaming row ensued.

Feeling incredibly guilty and wanting to laugh like a baboon at the same time is quite an odd sensation.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:37, closed)
This story is the only other GOOD story so far this week.
Is it just me or are QOTW's criminal element even more illiterate and dull than the usual bunch of educationally subnormals lying about their sex lives?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 17:39, closed)
I used to play this...
...we called it "the trolley game".

You can read more here: www.b3ta.com/questions/impromptu_games_you_play/post7522
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 2:04, closed)
Me too
Placing a packet of condoms in the basket or trolley of a senior citizen always provides mirth at the checkout.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:16, closed)

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