ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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My SisterNot me, my sister.
I'm working at the pub, doling out alcohol to the great unwashed, unemployed, and students.
Its coming towards the end of my shift, and I've got this uneasy feeling. Something isnt right. I go through the shift checks and ive done everything. The fryers are working fine, no problems with the gas for the beer. Everything is ok with the pub. Its the end of my shift, so I grab my bike and cycle the 20 + mins home.
finally I get home, and my mum is standing at the door. In tears. That uneasy feeling is now a wave, rather than a feeling.
After several attempts at trying to ask her whats wrong, she says your sister is up stairs. She was brought home in a police car.
right....
From Primark..
for stealing a top...
Worth £2.50.....
fuck sake. Primark! I mean, if you're going to take the risk of stealing a top THAT YOU CAN AFFORD, why not take the same risk in a more expensive store!?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:55, Reply)
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