ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Rainbow Pen of GodRemerb when you were about 12 at school and stationery was some sort of replacement for how little game you actually had?
Well, I went into camberley town centre with my friends, and desperate to be seen as some sort of pirate, despite a middle class, want for nothing upbringing, I couldnt resist.
a 3 inch long, 9 colour multi biro which could have easily doubled as a pocket vaginator if it had batteries, found its merry way into my pocket.
I remeber the rush of waltzing out and realising i'd got away with it. I now had the 12 year old year 7 equivalent of a low low with spinners and hydraulics, yes, I was carrying STOLEN PROPERTY, and i'd STOLEN IT MYSELF! If only it had had the effect on girls I thought it might.
Of course this set the stage for a teen crime spree, but hey - i've settled down now.
I'm not a bad man, I just did bad things ;)
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:44, Reply)
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