ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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shoplifting expertwhile im not quite a top shoplifter,being a poor student and working in a chain store thats "well worth it" i tend to know all of the scams and tricks of the trade ranging from the genius (stealing a security tag,keeping it in your bag so that the next day it beeps WHILE YOU WALK INTO THE STORE, security guard then assumes its "just your mobile phone or somethin") the dumb (grabbing a microwave and struggling to kick open the fire exit) to the downright insane (stealing SIX tins of celebrations and trying to run away from mall security)
still doesnt compare to mrs pirate who managed to accidently steal a pair of pants from primark.....i mean of all the places why there!
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 22:24, 1 reply)
Howdo you steal a security tag without it setting off the alarms when you leave the store?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 9:56, closed)
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