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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Enzyme...

It was a great night wasn't it? Huge thanks to BGB, TRL, your good self Enzyme and everybody that came and put up with a pair of nob-rots like Captian Placid and myself for so long.

and special mention to Chickenlady...who took one look at me with a very disappointed frown and said:

"Urgh, I didn't think you'd look like THAT Pooflake!!!"

Also, I don't know about my ribs but my liver was certainly smarting a bit by Sunday!

Everybody I met on that night was fantastic...and I came to that conclusion BEFORE I got shit-faced.

Aren't B3tards brilliant?

woo and yay to you all!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:27, Reply)

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