Shoplifting
When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Enzyme...
It was a great night wasn't it? Huge thanks to BGB, TRL, your good self Enzyme and everybody that came and put up with a pair of nob-rots like Captian Placid and myself for so long.
and special mention to Chickenlady...who took one look at me with a very disappointed frown and said:
"Urgh, I didn't think you'd look like THAT Pooflake!!!"
Also, I don't know about my ribs but my liver was certainly smarting a bit by Sunday!
Everybody I met on that night was fantastic...and I came to that conclusion BEFORE I got shit-faced.
Aren't B3tards brilliant?
woo and yay to you all!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:27, Reply)
It was a great night wasn't it? Huge thanks to BGB, TRL, your good self Enzyme and everybody that came and put up with a pair of nob-rots like Captian Placid and myself for so long.
and special mention to Chickenlady...who took one look at me with a very disappointed frown and said:
"Urgh, I didn't think you'd look like THAT Pooflake!!!"
Also, I don't know about my ribs but my liver was certainly smarting a bit by Sunday!
Everybody I met on that night was fantastic...and I came to that conclusion BEFORE I got shit-faced.
Aren't B3tards brilliant?
woo and yay to you all!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:27, Reply)
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