ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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FFSAll the half-arsed jokes about physically lifting a shop from its foundations.
It started off as mildly amusing (if not a little predictable), but now every variation on a really poor pun makes me want to inject acid into all of your genitalia.
Or my eyes.
So stop it, seriously.
On topic: At school myself and some friends going through the 'mini-goth' stage had a small operation in the Claire's Accesories. The number of pilfered sweatbands (which I still wear) and bottles of black nail varnish (which I don't) must have entered the treble figures.
Thus meaning a slight pang of guilt when I applied for a job there recently.
Oops.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 20:54, 5 replies)
Complaining about it won't make things better.(
jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 20:55,
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Sitting back and letting them joke won't eitherBesides, complaining is more fun.
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 23:14,
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The beginning of this postruined the rest for me.
Don't read a QOTW open to bad puns if you think it'll ruin it for you. :p
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shop-liftingMy tale involving feats of strength and a shop will have to wait till another QOTW I suppose.
oh well.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:12, closed)
Look on the bright side.No-one's made a Topical and Hilarious Maddy Joke this week.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 10:06,
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