Shoplifting
When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Surely...
...consuming one whole jiff lemmon would make your piss burn. All tha citrus acid can't be good for you.
Nice story though. Put a smile on my face.
( , Tue 15 Jan 2008, 13:19, Reply)
...consuming one whole jiff lemmon would make your piss burn. All tha citrus acid can't be good for you.
Nice story though. Put a smile on my face.
( , Tue 15 Jan 2008, 13:19, Reply)
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