ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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free sweets & fagsdon't ever tell kids but the real way to steal sweets is:-
but them in your mate's pocket, then retrieve them when at a safe distance from the shop
obviously, not telling the friend gives you the kudos of being a risk taking rebel, but really you're a devious coward
we broke into the fag machine in the JCR at uni by smashing the little glass window. i didn't even smoke. they don't do fag machine windows any more...probably our fault
oh and mp3s...ha ha, goodbye EMI
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:49, Reply)
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