Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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I genuinely LOLed my FAO...at those replies.
Indeed, I guffawed such that my aorta, spleen, carotid artery, frontal cortex, and gall bladder simultaneously ruptured, sending a putrescent stream of blood, urine, faeces, and semen out of my living room window directly into the face of a nearby vicar, who consequently renounced his faith and, chuckling heartily, proceeded to brutally slaughter the entire population of Chelmsford.
Thanks for that.
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