Llamas
I was admonished (politely) earlier for not posting recently. I’ve not really had the time, but seeing as my brain was trying to take leave of it’s own senses earlier, I thought I’d share my 30-second thought process as I walked down the condiment aisle in Tesco earlier when I saw a new product – Llama’s Baked Bites.

The thought process went exactly as follows. Imagine it as an inner monologue:

"Hmmm. Someone who farms llamas would be a llama farmer.

But if someone hurt that farmer, then that person would be a llama farmer harmer.

Imagine if it was the President of the USA that did it! The press would have a field day and he’d forever be known as Obama – The llama farmer harmer.

And if there were TWO murderers, both called Obama, but one was more violent than the other then in order to differentiate between the two we’d have one nicknamed Calmer Obama – The llama farmer harmer.

But then if it was revealed that the violent llama farmer was a bit of a bastard (maybe he’d been killing the llamas. Who knows. That’s not important here.) who’d been killed by the nice Obama then it’d be known as an incident called Calmer Obama – The llama farmer harmer karma."

I swear that this was a real in-head conversation that happened earlier. Thankfully I was brought out of my llama-based trance by someone asking why I was staring at a pack of Llama's baked bites.

Pray for me.
( SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Sat 12 May 2012, 15:21, 3 replies)

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how can llamas open the oven door with their impractical hooves
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Sat 12 May 2012, 21:57, closed)

heres a llama theres a llama
llama farmer harmer llama
calmer llama, karma llama
llama llama duck.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Sat 12 May 2012, 23:07, closed)

I've had the sweet chilli variety
and they are rather moreish. Maybe I'm a greedy bastard though.
Seriously quite nice for evening munchies.
(steel_rat Uncloseted lurker, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:17, closed)