Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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My mate...got a coat from there at Christmas (the one on the A38 nr Liskeard), then wore it to go shopping the other week. He tried on a coat, didnt like it, so put his back on, then continued his shopping (school stuff for his nipper). About 10 minutes later, a security guard accosted him, taking him out back accusing him of stealing his own jacket.
They ended up calling the police on the offchance, then ejecting him from the store, but not before he had floored two security guards for trying to assault him, after telling one of them to 'check your cctv you fat cunt'.
If he goes back, he gets done for aggravated burglary!! Oh and even though they called the rozzers and made a mistake, they want 60 quid off him now for the coppers! What a bunch of wankers.
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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Sat 12 May 2012, 17:09,
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