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I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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Overheard in Sainsburys
A gaggle of female shelf-stackers chatting amongst themselves, estuary accents all round, I only clearly heard one line of their conversation: "...I'm not being funny but, it wasn't even funny..."
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sun 13 May 2012, 14:06, 5 replies)
My current favourite is
"An' I ain't even lyin'!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 13 May 2012, 14:37, closed)
Are we looking for a qotw slogan?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 May 2012, 14:50, closed)
Hahahahaha
Seriously, though - overheard conversation at my local 'bus stop.

"Shut up!"

"I did, vo!"

"You're totally lyin'"

"I ain't even lyin'! I did!"

"You nevah though!"

"I did, an' I ain't even lyin' - I totally did!"

"Did ya?"

"Yes blud!"

"Oh my days!"

It's fucking disgraceful that we're not allowed to shoot teenagers in this country.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 13 May 2012, 15:04, closed)
I think that you and I
are the last people left alive who write 'bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:26, closed)
not any more
I shall join you.
(justin(e), Tue 15 May 2012, 9:47, closed)

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