Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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Glasgow woman...goes into a butcher's shop one winter morning. The butcher is stood behind the counter next to an electric fire. She points and asks, 'Is that your Ayrshire bacon?'
The butcher replies, 'No, it's my hands I'm warming.'
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ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:13,
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An oldie, but a goodie.Puts me in mind of a similar episode that occured in a baker's shop in Irvine, involving the suspect nature of an eclair. Or am I wrong? ;)
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:18,
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Nope, definitely an eclair, not a meringue.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:33,
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:-D[click]
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