Do Internet Cafes count as shops?
We did sell sweets and crisps too though...

Anyway i digress. So I used to work in a fairly busy internet cafe (half internet half gaming) and it was pretty much the dream job if it wasn't for the shitty wages and the shitty owners and the strange customers.

2 that spring to mind involve porn, and keep in mind this was a fairly busy cafe on a fairly busy street. One was a German who had very odd browsing habits. I kept catching him half loading a page and stopping it before clicking on the little boxes with the red cross. Odd but I ignored him and he would be in every day, same computer same habit and eventually i had to figure out what was going on.

Looking in the "my docs" folder i noticed that the video folder was HUGE, 2 or 3 gb in size and naturally i opened it! It was FULL of porn, everything from normal stuff you see in top shelf mags in your local shop right through to watersports and pretty hardcore BDSM. Now don’t get me wrong I really don’t care but the fact that he was leaving them on the PC I had an issue with as we had a fair amount of kids in using it and my moral compass got the better of me. When he came in the next time I mentioned casually that I knew what he was downloading and he should do a better job of covering his tracks. He freaked and pretty much ran out of the shop never to be seen again.

The other story, this guy was special, special in the he can still function on his own but maybe shouldn’t. He came in anyway and sat down at the PC nearest the window and started browsing. After a while though other customers started getting nervey and twitchy. One or two got up quickly paid and left and then one came up and called me over to the corner where he whispered for me to look at the weird guy.

He had his pants and trousers down to half way down his thighs and was happily stroking away at his little friend. I had to go down and tap him on the shoulder (with my head looking the other way before you ask) and told him to leave. I fully expected him to run out the door but nope. He shuffled his way into his trousers again and came up and paid. That Euro was dumped in bleach before any of the staff would touch it without gloves and it was quickly given as change.

A look at his history showed it was Britney Spears nude pics that were Really bad photoshopped versions.

Length? I dunno I didn’t look
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:17, 4 replies)

There's pornography on the the internet now?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, closed)

Yeah
and apparently the internet is on computers now too which is handy.
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:28, closed)

I've got my internet stored
on a CD. Much easier, saves on connection charges.
(username failed moderation, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:24, closed)

remember
when it used to fit on 2 floppys?
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:06, closed)