Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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I went to Starbucks and asked for an extra-large skinny mocha latte with cinnamon and a vanilla twist, as usual.The guy behind the counter asked me if I wanted a double shot of espresso for only £1-50 more!
So I punched him in the face and raped his girlfriend.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:40,
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A totally understandable reaction...(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:49, closed)
I bet she secretly enjoyed it too.(
Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:57,
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Did you give himthe £1.50?
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Friends don't let friends go to Starbucks.
Life is too short for crap coffee. I experienced their so called "coffee" about 10 months ago - I had to go back to the University of Florida hospital where a few months previously I had undergone some brain surgery. My parents were over from Australia visiting me, so I decided they could see some of "beautiful" north-east Florida on the 90 minute drive to Gator-town. My mother (bless her heart) is a cappuccino addict, and since we got to Gainesville with about 90 minutes to spare, we stopped at a Starbucks for some caffeinated beverages. I ordered a plain espresso - it tasted as bitter as the sweat from the Devil's armpit - I was sure somehow it was "coffee and chicory". I couldn't drink it.
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