I could
Be your sister. I don't really want a Louis Vuitton bag, but I could sell it on eBay. That is the true meaning of sisterly love, which you are obviously missing out on.

I'm sure you could make the switch and no one would notice. I could wear a paper mask and everything.
(stopmakingmeexplode, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:01, 1 reply)

erm
How do you know about the paper bags?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:12, closed)

What?
You mean every family doesn't do that?!
(stopmakingmeexplode, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:17, closed)

oh
I wear a paper bag because my family force me to. I am not sure that rule applies to other familes though?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:20, closed)

of course
it was only when I was nine I figured out how to cut holes in it for my eyes and mouth, though :(
(stopmakingmeexplode, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:21, closed)

'EYEHOLES ARE FOR CHEATERS!'
As my pleasant father used to say.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:23, closed)

it's not
when you try and cut the eyeholes whilst still wearing the bag.
To keep from blinding yourself is a challenge worthy of the Krypton Factor.
(stopmakingmeexplode, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:27, closed)

Oh tell me about it
I gave myself a Chelsea smile trying to cut a hole to breath once. I laugh about it now. Then I invariably wince though.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:34, closed)

I once
wanted to breathe and so decided that if I used a substitute bag over my head whilst cutting the whole in the paper one, no one would notice.

...pity it was a plastic one. Still, it's one for the family photo album!
(stopmakingmeexplode, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:37, closed)

I too
have an embarassing snap in the family photo album where I have my crimson oxygen deprived head in my hands...

Pity I was auto-asphyxiating myself for kicks at the time when my mum burst in brandishing a camera though.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:46, closed)

Dad also used to say...
That 'paper mouth holes are gloryholes' but I never really knew what he meant and he only told my sisters.

*bemused*
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:26, closed)