SiblingsBrothers and sisters - can't live with 'em, can't stove 'em to death with the coal scuttle and bury 'em behind the local industrial estate. Tell us about yours.
Thanks to suboftheday for the suggestion -we're keeping the question open for another week for the New Year
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:20)
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Fresh off the printing pressMy younger brother, who is 17, is now apparently going senile.
I was hanging my towel up on the bannister for it to dry out, when I heard him shouting out "You twat! You twat!" over and over.
He's in the shower. He isn't on the phone or any such communication device.
He's also shouting loud enough to be heard across the entire house, and no-one has a clue why he's shouting.
Then again, I suppose that madness does run in our family, as my eldest brother has tried to drown me repeatedly whilst we were both in a swimming pool, with him jumping on me (I was 8 stone at the time, he was... ooh, 15 stone and 13 years older than me) and shouting "HOMOSEXUAL!", which again is a bit of a mystery as I'm not gay and neither is he.
In short, never let any of my family near water. It provokes odd responses.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:52, Reply)
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