b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Siblings » Post 339597 | Search
This is a question Siblings

Brothers and sisters - can't live with 'em, can't stove 'em to death with the coal scuttle and bury 'em behind the local industrial estate. Tell us about yours.

Thanks to suboftheday for the suggestion -we're keeping the question open for another week for the New Year

(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:20)
Pages: Latest, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, ... 1

« Go Back

A half sister, a whole bitch.
She's five years older than me and she has the perfect life. Naturally, as the deaf little brother, I'm dwarfed in her shadows as the college boy who drinks himself silly and has sex with men 20 years older...

But anyhoo, I do love my sister. We have different daddies and she always told me that mine was an asshole compared to her godlike father (who had one leg)

and when I was 12 and reading her stephen king book, I asked her what a tampon was. She went into a very detailed, meticulous monologue on what a tampon was -- in sign language. I still think my sister contributed to my homosexuality.

and during a heated game of monopoly, I got tired of her accusing me of cheating, so I did what any sweet-natured little brother did. I took the monopoly box and slapped her with it.

Nine years, we haven't touched a board game. Never have, never will. I also tell her to eat beans and have sex in the missionary position when she is trying to get pregnant (second niece on the way!)

I love you, sissy.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 17:45, Reply)

« Go Back

Pages: Latest, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, ... 1