Fuck Me Daft
...more of an exclamation than an instruction, I hasten to add. You want opinions? {raises hand} I've got one or two.

So:

"...Those two [that's us!] will be detracting from that."

To say little of the fact that the hubby-to-be-but-not evidently kept his balls in your sister's handbag, the way it should have been if your sister weren't so obviously a ME! ME! ME! type would be that soon after the heady joy of her wedding and honeymoon, her beloved brother would get to experience that self-same joy for himself and she would be delighted to be a part of it, having such fresh memories of it from her own perspective. One big happy family.

But no - the joy was only for ME! ME! ME! and no-one else could have any, especially not you because that would 'detract' from her own. Sibling conflict is one thing but this is a fair step removed from that and the way she treated you and your folks after all they'd done for her, sometimes at your expense, was frankly a fucking low thing to do in order to get her own way when she had no legitimate grounds to demand it in the first place.

Sorry m8, but; what an appallingly selfish cunt she was, and perhaps still is. As far as I can see she got exactly what she deserved by being made to look a twat by the bigamist tit she wanted to get hitched to. I can only hope that she's learned her lesson at least a little. If not, and if I were you, I would remind her of it frequently as a tale of cuntishness-earning-just-desserts.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:18, Reply)