Two tramps, Bert and Frank, were talking about life in general,
when Bert asked Frank, "What's the best sex you've ever had?" Frank, with a sad look on his face, told Bert that he'd only had sex once, and then he went and accidentally stuck a pin in her and *POP!* that was the end of that.

Bert replied to this by telling Frank about the one time that he had been foraging for food by the railway line, when he saw this beautiful naked woman, just lying there, tied to the track. He quickly untied her, dragged her out of the path of an oncoming train and right there, right then, shagged the hell out of her.

"Wow," said Bert, "she was pretty fucking lucky. What did she say to you afterwards?"

"Dunno," said Frank, "I never found her head."
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:25, Reply)