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One baby stapled to 10 trees.
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what's blue and fucks grannys?
hypothermia
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Same baby two weeks later.
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walking thru the woods. its very stormy, lightning spearing the sky, crashing thunder. the child looks up at the paedo and says "im scared". the paedo says "eh its alright for you, ive got to walk back on my own!"
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Why do Mexicans ride low riders?
SO they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
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A baby in a blender.
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A frog in a blender.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:18, Reply)

with a black eye?
"Now I told you once"
Boom boom
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:17, Reply)

give black men huge dicks?
He was sorry about what he did to their hair
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One live one in the middle eating his way out.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:16, Reply)

a girl ask her father "Kin I use the car daddy?"
He replies "Sorry hunny, your brother needs it."
"But Daddeeeee"
"Well, alright, I'll tell him he'll have to wait. But you have to suck my dick first."
"Oh, okay"
So she goes down only to pull back spitting and sputtering.
"Daddy, it taste like poop!"
Father replies: "I told you your brother needed the car too."
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:14, Reply)

equally bad reception:
What do whiskey and Michael Jackson have in common.
They both come in small tots.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:13, Reply)

Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Wooooooooooooooooooooooo!
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:13, Reply)

Whats green, hard and full of semen?
answer - insert any young child who has recently been abducted - holly wells?
I remeber a friend of mine told this one in geography class once. The boy in question had lived in our town and gone to our school and alex was still slightly shocked at how angry beardy Mr Williams got
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:13, Reply)

Two niggers in a sleeping bag
/sorry
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Crisps fall from above.
Man eats crisps.
Lights come up.
Leper in balcony rubbing hands.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:12, Reply)

Rape the bitch.
Worryingly the only joke I can ever remember, although I was told it by a good looking girl.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:12, Reply)

..who didn't find it nearly as funny as I did
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken!
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:11, Reply)

One turns to the other and says,
Something taste funny?
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:10, Reply)

throw in some soap and dirty laundry.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:10, Reply)

Shit in her cunt.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:08, Reply)

How many jews can fit into a VW?
100.. 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 96 in the ashtray.
I told this to a VW dealer once in Reno, NV... I was told I was a sick fuck.
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Hitler tried to finish the race
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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
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