SHIPWRECKED!
A man and 6 women are shipwrecked on an island. The man is told that he will have to be each of their wives and that he can have one day off. Boy, this is great! I can have sex for six days and then sleep for one. But eventually he is looking more and more forward to that day off. One day he doesn't feel tired so he goes for a walk on the beach and starts skipping stones when suddenly he hears a man yelling. He swims out and pulls his boat ashore. Suddenly, he realizes, I just lost my day off!

Okay, this ones sorta disgusting!

3 men get shipwrecked on an island full of cannibals. They are told to go find 10 of the same fruit and shove it up there ass if they want to escape with their lives. So, they and a cannibal each go out into the woods and come back with 10 fruits. I forgot to mention, if you wince or make a sound you'll be eaten alive on the spot.
The first man has ten small apples, and he gets up to a pretty good six, but then grunts and is eaten. The second man comes back with 10 small berries, about halve a strawberry each. He starts shoving them up and has 8, but then starts laughing uncontrollably. He's eaten and goes to heaven and meets the first guy. I was watching you, why'd you laugh? asked the first guy. Because I saw that dipshit come back with TEN WHOLE LARGE AND POINTY PINEAPPLES!!!!!
(99Luftballons, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 23:10, Reply)