Two Immigrants...
Applogies if this has already been posted!

Two Afganistani brothers, Mohammed and Tariq, emigrate to the USA, and decide that they want to become fully fledged members of the Greatest Nation on Earth. So they make a bet; they'll meet up in a years time, and the most American wins.

A year later, they meet up in a Texas steakhouse. Mohammed arrives first, and not long after, Tariq appears wearing a full cowboy outfit. "Hey buddy", calls over Tariq, "I've got me a job in oil, an SUV, and I've just married former Playboy Playmate. Well gee wizz, I just know I've won the bet".

"Fuck off towelhead", replies Mohammed.
(DayvidBerdo, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:44, Reply)