Necrophiliac Convention
Three necrophiliacs are comparing their likes. The first says "I like to fuck the body as soon as it is dead"

The other two say "Yeah, but that kinda defeats the purpose - the body is still warm"

The second necro says "I like to fuck the body a few hours after death - that way it is a little stiff and getting cold"

The third guy says "I like to wait about 8 weeks before I fuck the body" to which the other two ask "why?"

He replies "Because that way I can penetrate the body wherever I want!"
(tranceBean, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 21:20, Reply)