or maybe this....
a man is walking along the cliff tops when he see's a young girl sitting at the edge,crying.
"what wrong little girl?"he asks
"my brother,he fell down the cliff(sob sob)and now hes dead!"
"Oh goodness,thats terrible-do you have a sister?"
"(sob)yes,she fell down the cliff as well!"
"oh my god!wheres your mummy and daddy?"
"They all fell off and their all dead waaaaaa!"
and as the man undoes his fly,he says,
"not having much luck today,are we?"
(forkboy, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 15:12, Reply)