Sickest joke anyone ever told me that didn't end with "The Aristocrats"
Q: How does Jesus masturbate?

A: [Silently hold hand out flat over crotch, palm facing inward, and move hand in and out in a waving gesture.]
(busterbeckett BUSTER BECKETT - saved by the buoyancy of citrus, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 17:34, Reply)