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(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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holy nonsense- knickers!
SEX is one of the most interesting, hilarious and head-shaker topic that we can talk about. This is a true story and it's not even 24-hours old....I was chatting to a lady @yashoo.com. she was telling me that she doesnt wear undies and suggesting it's 'sexy w/o underwears'...I told her, "I agree, and my imagination runs wild everytime i hear that someone(woman) isn't wearing underwear..." "But everything has a purpose," I continued. "The chair has been invented to support & catch ASSES,...the brassiers to support & catch tits,...the jocks to support & catch balls,..." She replied quickly, "but the 'pussy-cat' doesnt dangle & therefore doesnt need a support nor a catcher!" "Honey", I told her, "read my sign-name carefully - nun_on_parole - am a nun & i dont care about shaving; and even if am not a nun I have to wear knickers 'cos its gonna catch the pubes and the crunchy, chessy crusts!!!" She called me a disgusting, impostor nun and left the chat. I was messing around with the purpose of knickers but i was damn serious too.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 10:53, Reply)

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