Things you've done when you've had no money.Apart from the usual survival rations of beans, white bread and Doll Noodles™, we've all done things to compensate for having no money. Personally I spent 6 months barefoot to save on the cost of shoes. What pathetic things have you done when the cash ran out?
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chthonic, Fri 8 Oct 2004, 9:34)
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I'd love to know if this is available in England,In some bottle shops in Australia, you can buy a lovely liquid called "Punch Extender". It comes in a 2 litre flagon and costs AUS$6.50. It's about 20% alcohol. I've never been able to look anyone in the eye while buying this.
Is Passion Pop available in England? Essentially it's a passionfruit flavoured champagne that costs AUS$2.50 a bottle. Last time I bought some (you have to buy at least 2 bottles so you don't get a headache before you pass out) the guy behind the counter said "normally I wouldn't ask, but because of what you're buying I'm gonna have to see some ID".
I was 24.
Oh yeah, also a trick for free painkillers:
1. Go to the doctors and tell him you have severe lower back pains.
2. When he checks you out, wince every time he touches your kidneys. He will then get you to to a urine test.
3. When peeing in the jar, prick your finger and mix ONE drop of blood with your piss.
Hey presto! free Temazapan for your kidney disorder!
(put any more than a tiny bit of blood in there and you may be rushed to hospital for an urgent kidney removal)
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Oct 2004, 10:44,
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