Instant karma
A short while ago I was sauntering down the landing of my house past the door to the bathroom. My girlfriend was stood in the door, and as I walked past she bent down to pick something up from the floor. Seizing my opportunity I smacked her across the arse with a paperback book that I had in my hand. Unfortunately for me, I was a little over-zealous with the follow-through swing and solidly hit myself right in the eye with the spine of the book.

Baffled the hell out of my girlfriend who turned round to find me rolling on the floor, clutching my eye (socket, my eye hadn't popped out) and wailing.

What a fucking dumbass...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:09, 7 replies)

loser

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:09, closed)

yeah
I saw the opportunity and I took it though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:10, closed)

gratz on the first post though

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:23, closed)

for what it's worth
the above comments were related to me getting the first post, rather than the story that it now contains
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:44, closed)

I think it was just a general comment, mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:09, closed)

well it was a shit comment then
so is yours

ya fecking bampot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:20, closed)

I'm not clicking because it's funny.
I'm clicking because of Mrs V's juicy arse getting a spanking.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:38, closed)