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Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.

Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion

(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Indiana Jones
As 10 year olds having just seen Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, me and my mate were trying to recreate a famous scene (Indy is in a network of caves and has to escape using those mine-cars. He has to use his foot as a brake to stop the cart. His shoe overheats, starts smoking and he shouts "Water, water" or something before a tsumani appears in the tunnels towards them... etc)

I was on my beaten up old racer, he was on his new birthday present BMX. The idea was to cycle to the top of a fairly steep road (nice a quiet one thankfully) then come down it and brake at the bottom by pressing our feet against the tyre and shouting "Water, water!".

We'd done it a few times successfully until what funnily enough happened to be the last attempt.

Rather than against the tyre, he accidentally put his foot in the spokes. As a rule in cycling, this is something you should try to avoid.

Inexplicably (to us) he somersaulted fully over his bike and must have done a full 360 in the air before landing on his backside.

A big dent in a bar across his handlebars a more lasting reminder than the scraped elbows.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:44, Reply)

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