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Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.

Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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I'd just been working on my decrepit old racing bike
...and was busy testing out my handiwork on the road outside the house. I tried a wheelie, which would've been magnificent if the front wheel hadn't fallen off. The forks hit the tarmac, throwing me over the handlebars to land squarely on my oh-so-pretty face.

Picking gravel out of yours cheeks isn't fun.
(I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:39, 1 reply)
But more importantly
was the bike OK?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:12, closed)

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