Here's one:
Few years back and one evening I'd borrowed the then GFs car and shot back to mine to feed the cat or whatever. Driving back to hers is easiest if I go past Lidl, and as I approach the closed store, I notice the local chavs are on the move - chav A in his 'souped-up shitheap hypercar' is in the correct lane (ie. on the left, waiting to turn right), chav B is in his knob extension in the right hand lane, and is wanting to turn left...you can see where this is going huh?

I'm poodling along - no need to hurry, warm evening, good tunes playing, and all is good with the world, and so it unfolded...

Chav A decided he'd get out before me and toed it just as chav B realised his way was clear to go...

It was perfect - the coming together of minds as it were :)

I had to pull over and sat there for a good 5 minutes with tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so hard.
( snee held his breath since, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:43, Reply)