I was working on a building site
And my colleague insulted me, so I pulled open the top of his trousers, and filled them with sand.

In response he then took my hat from my head, filled it with tea from the pot nearby, and put it back on my head, covering me with the tea, and then patting it down on my head as he did so.

Well! I was pretty cross about this, so I grabbed his nose and twisted. It made a "honk honk!" noise, which made me laugh. I wasn't laughing for long, though, as he then stamped on my toe! I was in so much pain I hopped around clutching my foot, and banged into a step ladder, knocking it over. Thankfully the guy on the step ladder managed to grab the beam above him, and swung there, but his feet hit my friend in the face. My friend spun 'round, dazed, and his flailing arm knocked a pot of white paint all over me. We then both slipped in the paint and sat down heavily, bumping our heads together, and were dazed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:45, 3 replies)

Corr!
You were lucky the glaziers hadn't just turned up to install an enormous window!
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:04, closed)

or that you hadn't recently taken delivery of a massive shipment of custard pies.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:16, closed)

I guessed who you are.....
and I think I may even have seen this episode.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:40, closed)