Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Mrs Vagabond is quite a light sleeper, and has the reflexes of a ninja.We spent the night drinking 'round her mate's at a flat-warming, and in the morning, I awoke, I lay there and started the businesslike process of assessing the room, how I'd got there, and whether or not I was hungover, still drunk, or, indeed, alive.
Her mate crept in, and, not noticing I was awake, leaned right up in Mrs Vagabond's face, and said loudly "BOO!"
The sound of their heads clunking together as Mrs V jumped in fear and her mate likewise is still a source of joy for me today.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:42,
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