Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Tony Hawk (not)Many years ago a group of us were walking home after a skinfull in the pub. We called in our local chippy and as we came out there was an abandoned skateboard on the path.
"I'm fcuking ace at that!" said my mate (who I'd never heard mention skateboards in his life)
There was a 15ft, 30 degree slope handy, my mate put the skateboard at the top, then, holding his Fish & Chips, he jumped on the board.
Needless to say the board fcuked off at alarming pace and my mate did a comedy fall as it set off.
Thump! Went my mate on his arse - flinging his supper in the air. Just as he looked round at us - Thump! His airborne Fish landed squarley on his head, and just sat there!
I think I did a wee.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)
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