During a rather riveting lecture about Freud
the lecturer was getting more and more into what he was saying and more and more excited, taking great bounds of delight across the stage at every mention of the Castration complex, and waving his arms with abandon at Oedipus. He got to the climax of the speech (as it were) by telling us all about phallogocentricity.

"So this is the idea that there's this massive penis watching over us all!" (A Bound, a dramatic gesture) "And since this is Freud, we must assume that he really, really meant a HUUUUUUUUUUUUU---"

Alas, with this final leap and demonstration of size, he fell right off the stage and into the front row of students. Amidst the laughter, you could hear the tiny remnant of his voice from the floor, almost defeated but not completely:

"...uuuuge peeenis...."
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:13, 4 replies)

Haaaaaahahahahahaha good on him for continuing!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:40, closed)

Of course ...
you never stop in the middle of a huge penis!
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 20:59, closed)

phallogocentricity
That's Derrida, he deserved to fall
(unclestinky, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:05, closed)

Eh, it was during the Freud lecture
but it's an overview of psychoanalytical theory, so they tend to link everything to everything else. I get confused.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 14:18, closed)