Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Walking down Camden High Streetthe other day, I saw this lad legging it down the road.
He tripped on a wonky paving slab and kissed the pavement with such ferocious velocity I was suprised an imprint of his face wasn't left in the concret afterwards.
Naturally, I pissed myself laughing, pointed at him and shouted over: "Oi, mate! What you gonna do for an encore, gonna go and play with the traffic? Gonna fall down some steps?"
Didn't go down well.
Apparently its the height of rudeness to heckle a four year old who's just run off from his mum and performed the perfect faceplant.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:28,
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Meh,they're bullet proof at that age anyhow. They won't cry about something like that if there's no one to cry in front of.
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