Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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The 'Walker: Texas Ranger' Punch NoiseI dated this gal in college whose father LOVED Walker: Texas Ranger. So much that he even liked to joke that Chuck Norris was her real father.
Well, she and I stopped in my dorm room one day to grab a book, and when I bent over to grab it off of the floor, she got it in her mind to goose me with a pen! Yikes!
Reflexively, I shot straight up and turned around in a panic. She had not expected this, and caught my elbow perfectly between the eyes, damn near knocking her out.
She was truly a keeper, though, as her initial reaction was to laugh about it because, as she put it, "it really made that corny 'ka-psh' noise that you hear on tv when Walker punches out the bad guys!"
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