Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Oh Arnanth, you're so coolAll of Year 6 were visiting the Cutty Sark on a school trip. We had seen the boat, not learnt anything (for this is the point of school trips) and were on our way to the nearest Tube station.
Arnanth decided to walk backwards (cos he was *cool*), to tell us about how cool he was (*oooh*).
"...And I can run really fast and I'm the best at football" etc etc
After he had bombarded us with this monologue of narcissism, he turned round at exactly the right second for
SPANG!!!!!!!
his face to connect perfectly with a lamppost.
So I guess we learnt two things that day:
1. Lampposts can reveal things about people by means other than light
2. Arnanth was a bit of an arse bandit
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 21:02, Reply)
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