Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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SleepwalkingI fell down the stairs last year. Whilst sleepwalking.
Here is the supposed order of events (based on circumstantial evidence and the wife's hearing)
-Sleepwalking, I decide to get a drink.
-I open the baby gate.
-I then trip over, falling down the stairs.
-I hit a set of drawers at the bottom. This breaks the wooden frame, cracks my elbow, creates a large, black bruise across my back that takes a month to disappear and gives me a later diagnosed concussion.
-I get up WHILE STILL ASLEEP and continue into the kitchen and pour myself a glass of water.
-My wife runs downstairs, and tries to have a conversation with me.
-5 mins later, I wake up, stating "Uh.. where am.. what.. OW!"
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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 21:36,
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