When I was just five or six...
I hated the toilet. My mum or dad would always hear me yelling and screaming. Usually, I had just slammed the lid down on my wee cock. I had one bad day though, with my pyjamas. My parents got me a set of those head to toe type ones, that zip up the length of the front, from crotch to neck. I was happily pissing away, and finished up. Like most guys I know, I was just looking around, trying to seem nonchalant about doing up my zipper, when I caught the very tip of my penis in the thing and zipped right over it. Much screaming ensued, until I realised it probably would stop hurting if I unzipped.

Edit 'cause I forgot to put the story in before hitting enter. And I can't spell worth a damn today, apparently.
( Ithyphallophobia, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 21:37, Reply)