Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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You just wouldn't admit thisMy friend Alan once showed up with a large lump on his forehead. Concerned only as far as to extract how he'd gotten this, he actually admitted the following;
"I'd just come out of the shower, and as I walked naked into the bedroom, Sally (his wife) was lying naked on the bed, legs in the air, saying come and get me".
He'd got out attention for sure...
"Well, anyway, I ran over to her, and went to leap between her legs, but missed. Her foot caught my stomach, pivoting me in mid-air, while the wheeled bed shot across the wooden floor and I head-butted the wall."
It took a while of stunned silence as we imagined naked Sally, before we burst out laughing.
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