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Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.

Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion

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cheers!
It is one of the most memorable gigs I've done... there was a prom we did (Brahms' German Requiem) which I remember chiefly because the baritone soloist was Simon Keenleyside and I spent the entire concert staring at his arse...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:15, 1 reply)
eh
That's what requiems were written for.

EDIT: What do you play? From experience as a wind player we're lucky if we get a glimpse of elbow...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:48, closed)

flute/picc.

EDIT: I mention Simon Keenleyside's arse because it is one of the most beautiful trouse-clad bottoms I have ever seen. I was happy to spend the concert looking at it.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:13, closed)

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