Real-life slapstick
Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
( , Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
( , Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Headless man in the road!
FOAF drunkenly fell down a hole in the road, dragging the barriers with him and breaking a leg.
He heaved himself to the edge of the hole and shouted for help. His equally drunken mates, seeing just his head apparently lying in the road talking to them, screamed and ran off, leaving poor FOAF stuck in the hole until he was found a couple of hours later by a bloke on his way to work.
Should have just put a cone on his head like everyone else.
( , Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)
FOAF drunkenly fell down a hole in the road, dragging the barriers with him and breaking a leg.
He heaved himself to the edge of the hole and shouted for help. His equally drunken mates, seeing just his head apparently lying in the road talking to them, screamed and ran off, leaving poor FOAF stuck in the hole until he was found a couple of hours later by a bloke on his way to work.
Should have just put a cone on his head like everyone else.
( , Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)
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