Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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soyou didn't suck him off? not even a cheeky handjob?
i feel cheated with this answer.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:45, 1 reply)
no suck off no hand job... never got past the " lets get the 4th year pissed so i can shag her dump her then tell all my mates"
needless to say i told all my mates i shagged his french windows and he was hung like a lady hampster tho. Sorry there was no happy ending, i will try harder next time.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:28, closed)
make sure you doI expect extra smut in the your next answer to make up for the shortcomings in this one.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:33, closed)
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