Saw a drunk
waiting at the bus stop (there were actually 3 stops about 20 yards apart)
Bus comes and he holds out his hand and it sails past to the next stop.
Drunk runs and the bus drives off. Drunk then waits at that stop when another bus comes and stops at furthest away from him. He chases that and misses again. He decided to wait at that one when another bus turns up and goes to the thrid stop.
Drunk chases it and leaps just as the bus moves off. He caught it, but couldn't get his feet on the platform. He was dragged about 40 or 50 yards holding onto the pole then let go.
The bus carried on and he eventually got up walked up to the nearest stop, kicked it and said "F***k you all" then proceeded to stumble down the road in the opposite diection to the way the buses were going and went straight back in the pub.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 13:13, 2 replies)

unnecessary cuntishness from the bus drivers there

( applehead herp derp, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 14:29, closed)

Quite true
but it is a very popular sport amongst them in London.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 20:33, closed)