Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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DieselTook a job looking for oil in the Sahara desert. Filled my Land Rover with diesel from a tanker. Noticed one of the tanker's valves was not shut off properly. Can't have diesel dripping back into the desert where it came from. Thought to myself 'is it clockwise or anti-clockwise to shut this thing off?' Gingerly turned it the wrong way. Whoosh! An enormous jet of diesel covered me from head to toe. Later, in the camp beer tent, I had to put up with all the jokers in the crew brandishing their cigarette lighters and asking what that smell was.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 1:49, Reply)
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