A story I heard tonight
I was talking to an aquaintance of mine in the pub tonight, and he told me about a friend of his called Tommy. Tommy is possessed of quite a good singing voice and a good sense of time, so his party piece was that he would pick a song on kareoke night at his local (which used a radio mike) and sing it while wandering all over the place. The finale to this act was that he would walk out of the doors at the back of the pub, walk around the side (unable to hear the music) and come back in the front door, still singing perfectly in time. While he was doing this, however, the sound from the mike would usually be muffled or not present at all. Until one night when Tommy, being more pissed than normal, did not reappear when he should have done.

He had pushed the pub door instead of pulling and rebounded straight into the path of a number 16 bus, which promptly hit him and broke both his legs.

Probably what he deserved to singing kareoke really.
( MatJ LOOK, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 0:45, Reply)